Country Dictionary

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swishass

That not so fresh feeling between the cheeks of your ass. Like when sweat mixes with leftover chunks of shit, and lubricates your ass cheeks.

After Tom ate the bag of Pringles with olestra he had swishass for a week.

by Raziel March 24, 2005

Booty butler

The manservant of an ass.

Coor! I'd be the booty butler to that.

by Raziel January 30, 2018

Fishermen Shower

When a fishermen sprays him self with cologne when out at sea because there isnt a shower on the boat. Same as Mexican Shower

I didnt have time for a shower before my date so i took a fishermen shower.

by Raziel April 14, 2003

sneeze sperm velocity

The unknown factor of how fast it would go if a girl sneezed while some one blew there load down there throat.

We need to submit our theory of sneeze sperm velocity to NASA.

by Raziel April 22, 2003

Pedobeastynecro

A person who fucks young dead animals.

You know craig is a pedobeastynecro.

by Raziel April 22, 2003

involuntary sperm recipient

euphuism for rape victim

"I am about to make you an involuntary sperm recipient if u dont stop screwing up my lines"

by Raziel March 24, 2003