Country Dictionary

A fork of Rural Dictionary

IDB

Noun - "In Da Bootay!" A euphemism for anal penetration. Usually carries a gleeful connotation.

That porn star specializes in IDB. You should get that girl drunk. Haha, yeah. Booze=IDB!

by Raziel March 28, 2003

twatsporks

Any one being an obnoxious little immature prick.

"Those freshmen are such twatsporks"

by Raziel February 04, 2004

amyls

An inhalent that can get you high

I got messed up on amyls

by Raziel August 29, 2003

Scab

Noun: A beggar, someone who frequently asks for money or gets friends to buy things for them. Verb: The act of asking someone for money or objects, such as cigarettes.

"That guy is such a scab, he is always asking for money, don't give him anything." "Hey buddy, can I scab a few dollars from you?"

by Raziel April 25, 2005

the buffalo theory

A herd of buffalo can only move as fast as the slowest buffalo. And, when the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first. This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the general speed and health of the whole group keeps improving by the regular killing of the weakest members. In much the same way, the human brain can only operate as fast as the slowest brain cells. Excessive intake of alcohol, as we all know, kills brain cells, but naturally it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first. In this way, regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain cells, making the brain a faster and more efficient machine! That's why you always feel smarter after a few beers.

The buffalo theory is concrete proof that getting drunk is good for your intelligence

by Raziel February 04, 2004

mind fucking

The act of messing with someones mind, usually to an extreme.

The last time I mindfucked Peter, he thought he was an heroin addict for three days.

by Raziel April 22, 2003

haXor

haXorRaziel ;P meh meh meh meh meh meh meh meh

teh haXor meh meh meh meh meh meh meh meh meh BLEH.

by Raziel April 02, 2005