Country Dictionary

Whirlpool

Whirlpool... The female version of helicopter

while i helicoptered she whirlpooled

harpy

a slutty chic that resembles a half bird half woman creature with harpies

dude no that harpy will destroy your penis in one night... why else do you think she dumps every guy after one night?

fuck attack

is basically a spas attack that can happen to anything.

Oh sorry, i cant come online my internet is having a fuck attack

Dude you missed an open goal
"yeah sorry my leg had a fuck attack"
Dammit an earthquake destroyed my house... "The ground had a fuck attack"