Country Dictionary

1. Diarrhea 2. Light beer 3. All of the above

Bartender, can I order a bottle of Ass Piss?

A lunch box consisting of one or more of the following: fish (such as tuna and clams), tacos, muffins, and the occasional milk.

It's lunch time! Let's go to the cafeteria and have some Box Lunch!

"Religious Right Republican." Sometimes "Religious Right Republifuck." Sometimes, the phrase "RRR cult" is used.

George W. Bush is a member of the RRR cult!

Usually a synonym for "piece of ass" or another similar sexual phrase. The world may never know what "poon tang" means.

"I need some sweet poon tang!"

A common misspelling of "the," often used on purpose for a joke. It is frequently applied to "teh goatse man." Also, "this is teh suck" is often used instead of the dated (1990s) "this sucks."

1. "teh goatse man" 2. "OMG THIS IS TEH SUCK!"

(also "deez nuts") A common phrase found as graffiti everywhere. Appears to have originated from a rap song in 1992.

An example of the phrase "deez nutz:" DEEZ NUTZ '92 graffiti'ed on a wall

A type of fatty food which, due to the time it takes to make it, only exists for personal convenience. The only people who like fast food are children.

(Scenario 1) 1: I am in a rush, will have to pick up some fast food on the way there for lunch. 2: Okay. (Scenario 2) 3: I want some fast food! 4: Why? 3: Because it tastes good! 4: Ugh? How old are you?