A fork of Rural Dictionary
When you eat corn, lay your chick down and drop little corn filled turd nuggets in her mouth.
Last night my girl let me do a corn nugget drop on her.
A person who puts down another’s persons grammar and makes fun of the fact that they teach children. Normally a fucking prick of a person.
I swear these penisfaced judge fuckers are always on my case.
A man who has never sent a picture of his cock online.
Hey sexy send me a dick pic!
I can’t hun I am a cock newbie and am small.
When you get some coffee and slowly dip your cock in and out until you add your own cream.
I love my coffee the dirty terp way.
When you will fuck anything with a pulse, but won’t stay the night because Extra Relationship Is confusing (E R I C)
I banged 5 chicks last week but always pull a dirty Eric!!!!
When you stick it in her ass, take it out and smash her teeth in with your cock.
Girl why you going to the dentist?
Well last night my ex came over and gave me the dirty smash!
When you are rusty and haven’t had sex in so long you bark intstead of moan.
Omg.... last night he made me rustymoan bark.