Country Dictionary

penious

The state of mind where one feels like a dick about oneself yet remorseful.

The comedian felt penious about telling the fat chick joke to the audience of midgets.

awesecome

A term describing the feeling of euphoria that follows after several seconds of aggressive coitus. Traditionally spoken in conjunction with heavy panting.

Oh baby that was awesecome, but I think you scratched a mole off my back.

intra-galactic supernovakai

The term scientist, astronomers, and astro-physicist will be forced to use to describe a galaxy exploding once the black hole at the center reaches critical mass.

Scientists have determined that the Milky Way will not turn intra-galactic supernovakai for another 6.18 billion years.