Country Dictionary

verb. To throw something at someone, ideally a stuffed moose toy. To be used only when the person does something really annoying.

Ugh I just wanted to moose him that time when he said...

verb. A combination of friendster and facebook. Means to add someone to your friends on friendster or facebook that you haven't been in touch with for so long that you wonder if you are really still friends.

Did she really friendbook you??

Adj. Originally a term that means fields that are not being use for crops. Current usage means unproductive.

She's going through a fallow period.

adj. From the German word for dark. A pet name used for your significant other.

Come here baby dunkle.

verb. pronounced like rainbow. Describes the process of trying to let a girl down gently by telling her that you think you might be either gay or considering the priesthood.

That girl was kind of scaring me, so I was forced to raybow her.

verb. Pronounced "shooobster." To shubhster is to serve someone really, really, spicy food that they were not expecting.

That snob came into my restaurant the other day and told me that our curry isn't hot enough. So the next time that jerk came in, I shubhstered his food.

phrasal noun. Derived from the concept of tying a string around your finger to keep you from forgetting something.

I forgot my keys again. Man, have I got tingletoe!