A fork of Rural Dictionary
The bed of someone who is depressed, consisting of random objects that would not normally be in a bed.
My depression bed consists of dirty clothes, gum wrappers, crumbs, and a tape measure.
A saying added at the end of a perfectly fine phrase to make it sound as though it’s a sexual act.
Mom: “Eat the hot dog, NOW!”
Dave: “It’s not like I can fit it in all at once!”
Jeremy: “That’s what she said.”