Country Dictionary

adj. Peston Torbert or anyone acting in such a manner as he.

Preston: A cow on one side of a fence, male cow on this side, what's that dot? (See: Shuzz)

Something that is very new and enjoyable to listen too.

That new Sean Paul song is fire!

when receiving oral sex from a woman and she vomits because she began to gag

Geeze Sam, can't you find a clean woman that wont bloaf all over you during sex

"Hurensohn" is the German word for "Son of a bitch"

I hate you, fucking Hurensohn

Descriptive noun. Corruption of mong, mongoloid; related to smegma; cognate of thingy. 1. Carries connotations of mental handicap. For this meaning, meng is a precursor to ming, minger, q.v. 2. Smegma. 3. Cognate with thingy - effectively used as a pronounced grunt.

You stupid meng, you were only supposed to blow the bloody doors off!

An alternative to 'On the Real', which is in turn an alternative to 'For Real'.

Person 1: 'I got a promotion at work today'. Person 2: 'On the Rizzle?'

Descriptive noun. Someone who mings, or is minging, q.v. 1. someone who smells bad 2. an ugly person (used of people to whom your attention has been drawn by a friend, perversely as a potential mate.) 3. someone who has very recently been drunk. Cognate of rat-arsed. NB: This description should not be used to describe someone as drunk, as you will probably be drunk yourself. 4. someone generally distasteful This word is widely used in the North of England and Scotland.

"There's this lass I work with and she's a total minger!" "No I don't fancy him, he's a complete minger!" "You minger! You were completely rat-arsed last night!" "Bouche and his cronies are complete mingers!"