A fork of Rural Dictionary
I’ll get there when I fucking get there....I’m coming
Hey baby, I’m en route...see ya soon 😬😬!
When a bald headed Irish man positions his freshly shaven bean bag uncomfortably within his trouser zipper, walk around for hours at the club with only a few select meat gazers, celebrities, and ladies noticing, and doesn’t even need a moisturizer.
When asked if you want to see the Deep Creek Belt Buckle, don’t look down! Wow! Although the cheeseburger moved to a slider, that Belt Buckle sure is impressive! Irish Guy: Hey I love the work you’ve been doin, check out my belt buckle… Actor: Cool! Irish Guy: I’m going to put the beans away Group: please don’t, it’s actually wierd when they aren’t out!