A fork of Rural Dictionary
Frumpy actually means homely, bland, nondescript, frazzled, unappealing, unattractive or unbecoming.
“A face only a mother could love”
Guy: “I got a hot date later with a honeybaked ham but she wants to bring her frumpy friend. I need a wingman!”
Guy2: “Aww man you always make me take one for team.”
Guy1: “Thats the spirit!”
Guy2: “Yeah sure. What are friends for? I mean, other than to babysit Chewbacca’s aunt Berthabacca.”
Guy1: “I promise this one wont try to suffocate you between her she pecks”
Guy2: “The last one tried to eat my face!”
1. A strong word aimed at a close friend.
2. A personal critique when kindness would be more appropriate.
3. To be overly blunt.
4. A lack of sympathy.
5. Embarrassing someone publicly.
6. Not smooth, not subtle, not soft, not sugarcoated, not discreet, not nice, not sweet, etc
7. Inconsiderate
8. Directly to the point
9. Severe
10. Someones response when they have been shot down.
11. Bitter, like black coffee.
12. Hazardous weather conditions
13. A Declarative no.
Guy: “Hey Betty, I should take you out this weekend.”
Betty: “I’d rather stay home and eat wet dog food.”
Guy: “....harsh.”
Bettys friend: “oh my god no you didnt! Lol!”
1. Failure to maintain lanes
2. Detour
3. Change of subject.
4. Distraction.
5. Losing your focus.
6. Keeping a low profile.
7. Choosing an alternate route
8. A comment coming out of nowhere.
9. Deer in the road or roadkill
10. When youre fucked up because you cant act straight
Guy: Damn baby I missed your fine ass.....
Girl: do you have my child support?
Guy: and on that note, swerved.
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Guy: whoa! Did you see that! I bout swerved! We almost just died!
Guy2: Dude. We been parked at a stop sign for the last 5 minutes.