A fork of Rural Dictionary
Term is used to describe the event of when you wake up with major morning wood the size of a Denny's plate full of breakfast awesomeness.
Eric: I woke up on my girlfriend's mom's couch to her whole family staring at my grand slam! Needless to say, they were quite impressed.
Used to describe a buddy who is whooped by his wife/girlfriend and can't be out too late with his friends. If he should stay out past designated curfew, he will come home to extremes bitchiness.
Eric: Where's Chris? He didn't finish his beer.
Ben: The wife said he had to be home by 10pm.
Eric: He's such a cinderfella
Term used to define a strip club that is so dirty, you know you're going to leave with some sort of contagious infection.
Eric: Ben, you don't look so good, you sick?
Ben: Yeah, I was at the strip club last night and don't feel too good.
Eric: you got that strep club.