Country Dictionary

A fork of Rural Dictionary

Cum Sprinkler

When you see chick that is so hot, you cum on site. the cum is so strong, it goes all over the place similar to that of a chick chick water sprinkler.

Rich: Sorry about cumming all over your yard Eric, but that chick jogging down the street was just so hot!
Eric: WTF Rich! She turned your penis into a cum sprinkler.

by RiddyTX June 18, 2015

Cum Bucket

When you're blowing your load on a chick's stomach because you don't want to get her preggo and it collects in her belly button.

Ben: Your chick has a deep belly button
Eric: Yeah, it's the Hoover Dam of cum buckets

by RiddyTX June 18, 2015

Scrotus

Another name for the Supreme Court of the U.S. who are all so old, they resemble a scrotum.

Apparently, the SCROTUS has the ability to define marriage.

by RiddyTX June 28, 2015

fuckyourselfie

This is when someone requests a selfie, so you grab the Polaroid camera, and turn it around to take a pic of yourself. After the photo has dried and is visible, you fax it to the person who requested the pic.

Jennie: Hey Ben, send me a selfie.
Ben: Just sent it baby

Richard: who knew Jennie had a fax number?!
Eric: Bitches always want them selfies
Christopher: fuckyourselfie

by RiddyTX June 24, 2015

Asshoke

A combination of the words ass and choke. This is a term to describe a situation where someone who is so stupid, you want to choke them by their asshole.

Lou: that guy Chris is an idiot.
Buzz: Totally. If he were here, I'd asshoke him.

by RiddyTX June 08, 2015

Wreck her vagina

When a dude wants to have sex really bad with a chick and goes at it a little too intense, causing her to be sore afterwards.

Eric: You and Jennie finally have sex?
Rich: Yeah, finally! We had some great sex for hours last night. She told me she was sore.
Eric: Ahh shit bro, you got to wreck her vagina.
Eric:

by RiddyTX June 05, 2015

KamiCosby

A Jell-O shot with so much alcohol in it that it causes you to black out

I had one KamiCosby and woke up in some random apartment to some dude in a sweater fondling me.

by RiddyTX June 30, 2015