A fork of Rural Dictionary
(noun) - the exhilarating feeling of relief and renewal that one experiences upon rediscovering a long-lost shoe. It's a joyful moment that can rekindle a lost sense of hope and optimism, as the shoe is no longer relegated to the status of a solitary, abandoned sole. Reshoenification can also be a reminder to take better care of one's footwear, as the loss and rediscovery of a shoe can be a wake-up call to appreciate the little things in life.
"After searching frantically for her lost shoe for days, Sarah was overjoyed to experience a moment of reshoenification when she finally found it tucked away in the back of her closet. The reunion with her long-lost shoe brought a sense of relief and renewal, and Sarah vowed to take better care of her footwear in the future."
The ability to control one's bladder and urinate in a responsible and hygienic manner, without creating a mess or causing embarrassment.
"Tom's pisscipline was so impressive that he could take a leak in a crowded bathroom without causing a single drop to splash on the floor, earning him the nickname 'The Master of the Stream'."
A state of political unconsciousness caused by extreme right-wing indoctrination and the belief in the two-party system.
Karen was in a 9 year Republicoma before she learned how to employ critical thinking.
pronounced pi-ˈstrȯt
1: upset or agitated by the urgent need to urinate
2: troubled by the toilet seat being left up or down
Linda was pistraught by Frank always leaving the toilet seat up.
Frank became extremely pistraught when the ferris wheel malfunctioned and he had to drain his vein so bad he could taste it.
Queue-anon (noun) - a person who becomes so obsessed with waiting in line that they begin to believe in secret government conspiracies related to the order of the queue. They start to see patterns and hidden messages in the way people are lining up and become convinced that there is a larger, more sinister plan at work. Queue-anons are often found muttering to themselves about "the true meaning of linearity" and can be easily identified by their tendency to wear aluminum foil hats to block out the mind-controlling signals.
"I used to think waiting in line was just a boring part of life, but after talking to that strange guy in the aluminum foil hat who was muttering about queue-anon, I'm starting to worry that maybe there's more to it than meets the eye."
eth· no· cen· tric ˌeth-nō-ˈsen-trik
: characterized by or based on a meth users belief they are superior
Daryl was accused of being methnocentric after lecturing Carl for throwing scrap metal in the dumpster.
Jay Leno or someone famous with Leno-esque facial features such as Jay Leno.
Johhny Carson makes this chinfluencer look like a 4 year old telling knock-knock jokes.