A fork of Rural Dictionary
Someone who is an ardent supporter of a prostitute's right to sell their services.
Janice and her fellow prostitutionalist staged a public protest against laws forbidding them from hoeing.
A mental disorder characterized by the fear of turning gay after drinking Bud Light.
After being diagnosed with Tran-Heuser Busch Syndrome, Frank dedicated his life to raising awareness of the disease in the Breitbart and Fox News comment sections.
sedentary and lazy feeling experienced after staying up 3 days on amphetamines
Carl was feeling methargic after spending 18 hours stripping the insulation off of copper wire
When you run into a homosexual transvestite or cross-dresser that dressed straight the last time you saw them
I had a total gayjà vu moment when I saw Frank Flanders, er... I... meant, Francheska Flanders at the Whole Foods yesterday.
Attempting to initiate penis-to-penis contact with a bull while being cuckolded.
Frank was okay with double-penetrating Hal's wife as long as there was no swashcuckling.
The inability to sleep due to excessive worrying or complaining about trivial things, similar to how a stereotypical "Karen" might behave when they feel wronged.
"Ever since she got the wrong order at the coffee shop, Karen has been experiencing Karensomnia, lying awake at night and worrying about whether the barista will get her order right next time."
A unit or group of complementary Karens that contribute to a single effect, especially:
a. A coordinated request for the manager.
b. A coordinated demand for you to stop filming them.
c. A group of entitled women who all demand collectively that you do or don't do something lest they report you to the proper authorities.
Franks refusal to honor the pricing error in the weekly ad resulted in a Karensemble of customers demanding to speak with his manager.