Country Dictionary

vangina

The huge mini van that is always driving really slowly infront of you when you're in a hurry. Often has semi-political/religious bumper stickers plastered to its peeling paint.

Girl: Will you hurry up I'm late for work!
Boy: I'm trying, but this vangina is taking up the whole road.

Skank

a girl who tries to be a slut but is just too gross for anyone to want to hook up with her. often is a big druggie and used to have a lot of sex until everyone realized she had a ton of STDs.

You can smell the syphillus on that skank.