A fork of Rural Dictionary
When you are lazy and decide to do things your way against the rules. It's also using the bathroom as soon as you get back from break or lunch at work.
You're going to the bathroom already? We just came back from lunch! Why are you pulling a ross?
When your kids aren't home and you might get to have sex.
Andy's skindow of opportunity was closing. They had to pick up the kids in an hour and it might be a month before they'd be alone again.
When someone is only a dick to certain people
Logan: Brad why does it seem like you're only a dick to me Brad: Sorry Logan, I have Selective Dickism