A fork of Rural Dictionary
A sexual practice whereby two men service a woman at the same time, from different ends,while also each having a woman eating their assholes at the same time of the spit roast.
Faustie and Rob are lucky to have spit roast cobb salad toss’d dushku , jovovich and elizabeth last show
During anal, Hastings and his partner stand up facing the edge of the bed. Hastings' partner is behind him with just the tip of his penis inserted in Hasting's asshole. They they both fall forward onto the bed causing the rest of Hasting's partners penis to ram up his ass.
The best bump Jason ever took was so good, they named it after him..Crash Test Hastings.
This is a gay 3-way when 2 guys double team another guy . One guy selfishly cums inside his anus, thus blocking the other guy from using it.
Mark was so pissed at Sam for Blocking the Hastings.
When you’re trying to fuck your girl in the spooning position, but you’re struggling to get it in.
At some point, out of frustration, she finally reaches down to guide you in, cuz you fuck like a rookie.
Problem is the friction of rubbing trying to get it in now has left you on the verge of cumming.
Once it’s in, you give her 12 hard pumps just so that you put forth some effort, before cumming.
Last night I found myself in A Randy West Dilemma.
Out of frustration she finally reached down a put it in.
It was over before it started.
The act of getting a blow job on the beach, then taking out your wet penis and rubbing it in the sand.
The penis is covered in sand, resembling a Churro. Then sticking it back in the blow job giver's mouth.
After a long afternoon of playing on the beach , Mark got hungry. Luckily he had a couple Washington Churros to fill him up.
After taking a shit, a male fucks Frumpy from behind over the toilet. He then shoves Frumpy's head in the toilet and flushes.
Why is Frumpy's hair so wet and stinky?... Ah , He just had a Frumpy Swirly .