A fork of Rural Dictionary
Counter-part to the "goalie;" one who will purposely distract unnattractive cockblockers so his/her friend(s) can get laid, even if it means taking home the target cockblock.
Guy 1 - "Dude, that chicks smokin' hot, but her ugly fat friend's a serious cockblock. I need a monster." Guy 2 - "...you owe me big time for this."
A term used by most to describe anything unfortunate, undesirable, foolish, or non-stimulating.
Example 1: Guy 1 - "Hey, did you see the race on sunday?" Guy 2 - "Yeah, nobody crashed the entire time. Pretty gay." Example 2: Girl 1 - "How was your date with Joshua on Saturday?" Girl 2 - "It was pretty gay. He didn't make a move on me the whole night."