A fork of Rural Dictionary
The act of putting icy-hot, bengay, etc, on one's condom before intercourse. This is usually used as a revenge move or as a practical joke. An excellent way to end one's relationship.
Bitch doesn't think i know she cheated on me; think ill give her an Alabama Hotpocket and then dump her ass.
this is a word refering to something being wet or soggy. crazy-ass bitches are deathly afraid of the word and cringe when they hear it.
"hey did you hear about that crazy-ass nazi ho, ms santy?"
"no, what about her?"
"crazy bitch is afriad of the word moist!"
"wtf, wow. thats just really fucked up."