Country Dictionary

Fairview Park, Ohio

A suburb of Cleveland, Ohio. Formerly home to many run-down hotels where prostitutes and drug dealers resided. Currently home to the soon-to-be-shuttered Westgate Mall.

You used to be able to pick up hookers in Fairview Park. Now you can't do shit.

gina

Shortened form of vagina.

Last night I ate your mom's gina.

everwood

The state of my penis when I see the Emily Van Camp, who plays Amy on the television show of the same name.

Dude! I got a total everwood when Amy wore that blue bikini.