A fork of Rural Dictionary
(tech jargon) An acronym standing for "Made In China" use to describe poor manufactured textiles, automobiles, parts or anything that is considered to be defective. Colloquial use by those in the Southeastern United States following the recall of several Made in China products, tooth paste, toys, etc. Often use to describe a person that is considered as "defective" with one or more personality flaws, e.g., someone that is unable to get along with others. It should be noted that the acronym is pronouced like the word "mike" and not like the derogatory term used to describe someone of Irish ethnicity.
Damn, John, your car won't start again. I told you not to buy the M.I.C. car. John's M.I.C. personality really wins him the Asshole of the Year Award. Man, this hamburger really blows. I bet it's a M.I.C.
(masculine) tech. jargon on porn set - when a male actor on porn set is unable to acheive an erection, he pinches the base of his penis very hard so blood cannot get out.
e.g. Come on, John, you dragon master motherfucker, do that Kung Fu death grip and let's shoot the scene again from top.
(tech jargon for blow job money) 1) money that has been earned from the solicitation of oral sex. 2) a big roll of bills with a majority of the denomenation in Washingtons. 3) money earned from self-employment that the not reported on taxes. 4) money use to solicite favors such as votes, grades, or usual brides 5)a person male or female who commonly asks for favors. Common abbreviation: BJ money or chat BJ$ or BJ.
Nice roll you got there Jim...looks like you've been earning your blow BJ$. The Mayor will do anything to get votes, and I hear he is running his campaign on BJ$.
(tech jargon masc. fem.) 1) Describing a person that is a real suck up, i.e., ass kisser, brown noser, or a person that a real jerk/jill off. 2) Tech. term used to describe a politician that will do anything to get a person's vote.
e.g. John is aways goodie goodie with the Boss. That motherfucker is a real grade A knob gobbler. e.g. Fred's running for president, and he says he will not raise taxes. He's running his campaign on blow job money. I hear he's a traditional knob gobbler, in the biblical sense.
(tech. jargon) A term describing a woman who sways her hips from side to side making a wide cadillac turn as she walks. Often used to describe a woman who greatest asset is her luxurious looking bottom. A term is reversed for describe a high class bottom, such as that belonging to an apple bottom or bubble butt.
e.g., Damn, bro, did you see that lady turn the corner...she's got a cadillac azz. e.g. Jane's got and ugly face, but she know how to walk with that cadillac azz. e.g. Man, the woman's got an apple bottom plucked from the tree...she's got a high polish on that cadillac azz.
(masculine) 1) A man whose mouth is bigger than his dick. 2) One who exaggerates sexual exploitations, or lies about who he has had sex with.
e.g., John that dick lip motherfucker said he fucked three chicks last night. Classical "You dick lip motherfucker...shut the fuck up!"
(imperative)any number of lewd or obscene acts such as masturbation, exhibitionism or sexual activties performed in public spaces, such as parks, grocery stores, libraries, etc.
e.g., Damn, John, you hung like a motherfucker, you should go public with that shit. (past) John was arrested for jerking off in the bus stop. He went public with it.