Country Dictionary

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Frosted Mini Queefs

A play on “Frosted Mini Wheats,” this term is used to describe when a man ejaculates into a woman and she queefs out the semen, or “frosting.”

Girl 1 “how was your date last night?”

Girl 2 “it was great for the most part.”

Girl 1 “for the most part? What happened?”

Girl 2 “well, after we had sex, I had the frosted mini queefs for an hour!”

Girl 1 “oh gosh, I’m so sorry”

by RolyatEornom December 04, 2017

beer swag

a drunken stumble or being drunk to the point where you stumble

Example 1: (man 1 trips)...Man 2 "are you ok?"
Man 1 "yeah man ive just got a bit of a beer swag"

by RolyatEornom July 10, 2011

lol sack

a lol sack is a fictional organ that is used to define how funny something was, it is the most funny a thing can be. you would use this term in situations where you laughed so hard that your balls (or stomach ) started to hurt.

that was so funny, it felt like someone punched me in my lol sack!

by RolyatEornom June 25, 2011

Frisking Scarffed

a term used when your "out of your mind" or not right in the head, like when your tired, are having a brain fart, or are mentally impaired by a substance (drug/Alcohol).

Example:1-"dude i dont remember anything about last night, i was so frisking scarffed!"

Example:2-"i have no clue man, i am so frisking scarffed right now.."

by RolyatEornom June 28, 2011