Country Dictionary

A fork of Rural Dictionary

Poop Dot

An unfortunate dot of poop transfer that occurs on the thong of a female when she doesn’t properly wipe the feces out her AHole resulting in a poop dot

To my surprise when I was using the restroom I accidentally made a poop dot on my favorite thong..boooo hooooo😡

by Roobeer January 25, 2021

Pink n big

A succulent pink and gigantic cock that generally lies between a white man's thighs

While I was in deep sleep mode, I was awaken to Frankie's pink n big dangling over my forehead.

by Roobeer March 11, 2020

Freehole

Freehole is a beaned paste that’s encased behind a skin like shell that barriers the paste to the hole

We went searching for places open to eat passing del taco, we were like so over their bean and cheese..next thing you know no joke it was fate and hunger that led us to better our burrito eating experience at freehole..and they use the best wet nap in their public restroom for the freehole when it’s been eating a lil hot peppers..owweee

by Roobeer May 23, 2020

Docking

Docking is the adhering of two or more flappy skinned cocks stretching over and under the call of duty for optimal climax inside the foreskin walls vip room

I walked in on Jose and leche docking in the bedroom. It looked like a Fifi bag dressed in flesh tone.

by Roobeer March 05, 2020

MuskHave

A sensual and flirty fragrance created by man for man, organically!! Because ORGANIC matters..so do MEN!!

Todd and Rich were first in line to meet and greet PePe, the maker of MuskHave..he told them if they mud wrestled naked for 60 minutes they would both receive two free trial bottles of MuskHave for their services, they were game!

by Roobeer September 23, 2020

Penny Trait

A secreting copper toned pecker that only cums out in the a.m. and penny traits all pulsating caverns on sight no genitals are discriminated on

Todd and destiny went to a pimp and ho party in late Vegas and got their penny trait on after hours at a LGBTQ party they decided not to tell rich or black dog and keep it on the low

by Roobeer November 07, 2020

Flap Meat

Foreskin that’s flaps and overlaps the penises pisser and tip not to be confused with carne Asada which is also a form of flap meat

I was at Mile square park cooking up some Flap meat carne asada not to be confused with Flap meat foreskin..that meat taste like gristle

by Roobeer October 10, 2020