A fork of Rural Dictionary
Anything from glareing at someone across the room, to straight up mangling their ass so severely that the forensics team needs dental records to identify the victim. Abbreviated into PDA, and very oftn confused with a public display of affection.
2 kids are sitting in the corner at a school dance:
Kid 1: *rests head on other kid's shoulder*
Kid 2: *Sighs, holds other kid's hand*
Chaperone: OY! YOU TWO! PDA! PUBLIC DISPLAY OF AFFECTION!
Kiid 1: Shut up, SIR, or I'll show you some real PDA!
Chaperone: No public displays of affection, or you both get kicked out, you hear?
Kid 2: You know mister, I think you ought to be more worried about public display of agression...
Talented, kickass bassist for the band Green Day. Often overlooked by annoying idiots in favour of Billie Schmoe. Ties with Tre' Cool as awesomest band member. Also sometimes looks like the lion Aslan, after he got his mane shaved off.
Billie has enough fans already. Tre does too. Hey, even the poor ole' forlorn bassist needs some luv. By the way, I think that Warning and Minority are his best songs, the ones where the bass is actually the star! Bassists RULE. Ever heard a band with 2 guitars and no bass? Sounds like a fuckin' transistor radio, no depth or soul. That's why bassists, especially Mike Dirnt.
A skintight, usually black, spandex catsuit or leotard. worn by hydrophile goths at the pool. Usually bought at goodwill or value village.
Yes, I have a goth swimsuit. Yes, some goths like swimming.
short for "freakin' lovely" , usually used as sarcastic term.
In other words, the phrase that is used to replace other lamentary phrases.
"Oh, flovely... you just destroyed our food, our shade, and ALL OUR RUM!!!!!!!! " yelled Capt. Jack Sparrow as another bottle exploded.
A drunk detector is usually an obscenely brightly coloured or neon outfit or article of clothing. Said article of clothing is to be worn ONLY at multi-day evnts where the majority of people drink themselves senseless, and ONLY on the morning s of all but the first day of the event. The drunk detector is, to hung-over eyes, painfully bright and will cause the people with hangovers to cover their eyes, lose their way, stumble, fall, or even walk off the side of the road into the gutter/ditch. They will hate you afterwards, if they remember you that is.
My ankle-length neon paisly cape is a prime example of a drunk detector.
Ice Pac is the genetically engineered son of Ice Cube and Tupac. Loves cold climates. Cannot talk, due to the lack of a functioning mouth.
Ice Pac was made using two sperm, explaining why he is not a proper human being, but rather a semi-solid ooze that has to be encased in plastic film and kept in the freezer.