Country Dictionary

When you haven’t jerked off in so long it shoots up and touches the ceiling and stays there

Omg bro I just had a super bust that felt so good it’s been a while

Mary just made me super bust after we hooked up

When you suck a fat guys dick with hairy white pubs

I gave my sugar a nice yeti blowjob last night

When you slap you’re girls ass really hard/hitting it from behind and it sounds like you’re playing the bongos

I was going bongo ass on my girl last night

When you shave and you’re left with pimples and razor burn

Omg I shaved yesterday and got razor burn I’m gonna look like a pussy pimple popper