A fork of Rural Dictionary
To Hankle is to willingly place your hands around your ankles, if done right you should be in a bent over position as if you were bent over ready to take it in the ass hole from a black man or from life its self.
Ryan: Hey Adam whatchya doin all bent over like that?
Adam: Life is knockin on the back door, I figured id hankle be
(Tri•half•her•titties ) Verb. Language: English; American, with a redneck dialect. Derives from the redneck society. Due to the pronunciation it can be mistaken for a lady pharaoh, but that is simply not true.
Definition: A mount-worthy woman with so large of breasts, you could only take on one tit at a time because to take on two is just too dangerous and most certainly life threatening.
Proper sentence usage:
(A) Adam: "Bro, I can't handle both her titties!"
Ryan: "Dude just trihalfhertitties, der der!"
(B) Adam: "Hey, check out trihalfhertitties over there!"
Ryan: "Hell ya! I'd trihalfhertitties."
(GAG) is an acronym for (Grab-And- Go) A GAG Bag is a bag that's packed and ready to go with emergency survival supplies that is ready to grab in a moments notice.
Also known as a (Bugout Bag)
America is my country and I'm asking my fellow country man to have a GAG Bag . Be prepared to deal with disaster. Don't rely on the government or your neighbor to take care of you. We the people can do this, God bless America.