A fork of Rural Dictionary
Metaphor: Bodily excretion made through the fusion of feaces, water and gastric gasses. The combining catylist is usually a combination of South Indian chili garlic chicken and 8 pints of Guiness. Passing is usually accompanied by a splashy / machine gun rat a tat tat.
My arse is red raw man. I went for a shite and it was just fizzy bisto.
A Boy who really needs a border collie in his life.
Evan asked his mom for a border collie. She said I will think about it. Then Evan got really sad