A fork of Rural Dictionary
A family, touristy destination during the day and a wild and crazy bar scene at night. Kinda like a college town after all the parents drop off and leave.
12:00 Noon arrive at Put-in-Bay: See the families gather at the fountain. 1:00 PM: Take in the shops and attractions along with families and their children. 3:00 PM: Have a bite to eat and sip a drink. 6:00 PM: Walk the piers and see the the boats and their scantily clad boat whores drunk dance and blast their music. 9:00 PM: Set up at some live band bar and watch the crazies come and go. 9:01 PM: Buy beads and put them around your neck and look like the biggest pervert for 15 feet. 9:09 PM: Look at that cop shining his flashlight on that chicks tits. 9:30 PM: $30 buckets of beer no problem. 9:45 PM: Look at them girls kissing. Yum. 10:30 PM: Fuckin a bubba that band kicked ASS! I'm fucking deaf. 11:00 PM: Drink like a fool with a group of girls half your age. Ask to see their tits. 11:05 PM: Double stream piss thinking about the brunette. 11:30 PM: Head to boat home and watch the drunk crazies. 12:42 AM: Whack off