Country Dictionary

Juicer

Public house, Pub, bar. Any establishment licensed to sell alcohol for consumption on the premises.

You coming daaahn the juicer tonight?

fuckstick

A large blunt instrument, typically a cosh or police baton used to enforce authority over another person.

"If you don't back down i'll smash your noggin in with my fuckstick!"

eartha kitts

Euphemism for the female mammary glands

"Coooor - check out the earthas on that!"

jam jar

Jam jar - car

Lets all get in the jam and go daaah to brighton.

Clevy

A combination of funny and clever to create the ultimate compliment.

I say, Ansol, that was quite clevy when you firebombed the abortion clinic! Those heathen bastards"