A fork of Rural Dictionary
When the penis contorts and has somewhat of a seizure. Sometimes the penis will tie a knot in itself during this. Usually caused by too much ejaculation.
I had penil contortion last night, my penurd spit out green juice.
“Hey, you’re being really awkward and weird. Ur such a shandijocky
A ClockinJockey is a person that keeps time for various things. Usually seen wearing a whistle and an under armor t shirt. Baggy jeans usually. Baseball cap that reads “clockinjock”
Botrastimo is a wonderful clockinjockey, just last week he timed how fast I could eat an apple!
A very scandalous person, or a daredevil. Someone who likes to push the rules and have a little fun!!
Jarred is such a scandijockey!!! He did a triple back flip off of the Golden Gate Bridge!!!
Somebody who works with constipated people. They massage the back to help the poop come out, hence the term poopinjockey.
My poopinjockey cleared my system out in about 5 minutes! He’s the best PJ around!
A very handsome young man.
Botrastimo ClenchDajon is a fine man.