A fork of Rural Dictionary
The belated birthday party either because you can't party with them on their actual birthday or it's an additional birthday celebration.
Sherm: Figured we could have your Afterbirthday on Friday since it's your birthday on Fraturday.
Lady Finley: 2 parties, buddy? Nice. 😊
Sherm: Happy Afterbirthday, buddy.
The name you call a man when you don't know his name, nor do you have any interest in getting to know his actual name.
Can be used for a casual acquaintance, a hookup, one night stand, or even an uninteresting guy buying you a drink.
You: "Hi my name is Brian."
Me: "Nice to meet you, Ted."
Or in the ladies bathroom -
Me: I'm talking to a Ted out there. I need someone to save me.
Someone who preys & bullies on the really nice person by emotionally torturing & degrading them for no real apparent reason.
Tommy is being a McSweeney towards Aaron again. I'm pretty sure Aaron's crying over there.