Country Dictionary

A fork of Rural Dictionary

flydar

Having an instinctual detection for Earth’s most annoying creature: the common house fly.

“AHHHHHHH!” “What’s wrong, Ms. Zazzy?” “There’s a fly 0.61 miles away!” “How do you know, Ms. Zazzy?” “MY FLYDAR IS GOING OFF....EVACUATE BUILDING!!! EVERYONE FOR THEMSELVES!!!” “It’s just a fly, Ms. Zazzy” “Yeah, and coronavirus is just the flu, EVERYBODY RUN!!!”

by Rpenty March 21, 2020

Cokey

A delicious cookie containing a mighty amount of midnight sugar.

Linny, get me a delicious snack!” “From the cokey jar?” “YEAH, one with all that midnight sugar! Make it two actually!”

by Rpenty June 26, 2018