Country Dictionary

Skinks

An abbreviation of 'Skinny Carrot Jeans'; Jeans which mimic the shape of a carrot, starting wide at the waist and getting thinner towards the feet.

'Hey dude, those Skinks look great on you!'

'Thanks. Regular jeans are so overrated!'

Cobbler

n. A penis which has a very long, but skinny, thin shaft, with a huge bellend. And when I say skinny, thin shaft, I mean it. I mean, it has the Girth of a pencil.

It's kind of like a wrecking ball, but it's a dick.

Amy: Hey, Jess! How was that guy you nailed last night?

Jess: Eew. I don't wanna talk about it it. His penis... It was a cobbler! I coulda tied a DOUBLE knot in it!