A fork of Rural Dictionary
A kitchen worker that possesses no useful skills and is considered absolute rock bottom in the culinary field. This person is not deserving of the term shoemaker. A cobbler is characterized by frequent burning of foods, tasteless end products, unsightly plated entrees, poor sanitation practices, and a general sense of worthlessness.
Chef 1: "Did you taste that garbage Philly put out for the reception?" Chef 2: "Yes, unfortunately. Apparently, the best he could muster." Chef 3: "Poor bastard thinks he's a Chef; just a cobbler after all."
the act of busting a load on a girls face, then her wiping it on her index finger, and jamming that finger straight up your ass.
As soon as i got off on her face, sally gave me a real deep cobbler.
The worst mascot ever for a High school! (yes, its a real mascot)
We went to the state Basketball tournament and cheered for the Cobblers!
A portmanteau of "cock gobbler".
You know that shoe repair store in the mall? You might think he'd have a foot fetish, but the old man who works there is actually a huge cobbler -- he takes about 10 guys a day in the back room and sucks them off.
Used when playing FIFA football on the Xbox/Playstation to describe a player who is extremely talented at shooting accurately from over 50 yards.
That guy is "the cobbler", he loves giving it the big shoe!