A fork of Rural Dictionary
When you bring a date home with the expectation of sex but end up, instead, with a swift kick to the crotch.
I was hard & ready to go, but I knew I'd gone too far when she gave me an ewrecktion.
A side effect of certain diet pills that cause anal leakage.
She was thrilled with her weight loss, but didn't enjoy the resulting assid waste.
What your wife hates to find on your underwear on laundry day.
Mildred had to soak the whites in bleach for two days just to get out those nasty asstrax on Wilbur's jockeys.
When a guy overshakes after urinating.
Joe found himself in a predicament after he went spazdick and splattered his neighbor in the mens room at the Yankees game.
Anybody that has sex with Paris Hilton.
I wonder if Paris will give her latest skinny dipper a diamond stud collar just like her little dog's.