Country Dictionary

A fork of Rural Dictionary

Jesus Suffering Fuck

Scottish saying in agression

*hits had with hammer by accident* JESUS....SUFFERING...FUCK

by Russell November 18, 2003

benztown

slang for Stuttgart, the city in south-west Germany, where Mercedes-Benz was founded

I went to Benztown in my vacation.

by Russell March 31, 2005

befe

A big male penis

my girlfriend said,"MY MAN GOT THE BEFE"

by Russell January 25, 2004

dixie chicks

A group of idiotic hypocrites who believe that their right to freedom of speech was violated when people stopped buying their albums. Yes they have the freedom to say what they want, but that also means that other people have the right to strongly disagree with them and dislike them for it. That is why they are hypocrites, they believe that they have the right to say what they want, but yet they think that their fans don't have the right to stop financially supporting them if they disagree with them.

The dixie chicks are uneducated hypocrites who twist the meaning of freedom of speech. Freedom of speech means you can't be criminally prosecuted for what you say, it sure as hell doesn't mean that everyone has to share your opinion and like you.

by Russell July 21, 2004

ijit

a funny way to say "idiot"

John never uses his turn signal because he's an ijit

by Russell July 13, 2004

Stealth Munter

A member of the opposite sex who seems attractive at long and medium range, but turns into a hideous parody of humanity once eye contact has been established.

"I thought that bird was a right looker, so I flash her a smile. Thought I was well in till she got really close - what a two bagger, "

by Russell November 13, 2003

glint

Durinig sex, the sperm that dribbles out of the penis long before an orgasm. It's the main reason why "pulling out" is not an effective substitute for condoms.

1. Bill pulled out before he had an orgasm, but he still got Jane pregnant from his glint.

by Russell July 11, 2004