Country Dictionary

Skerb

A douchebag, classless bitch of an Arab with poor taste in fashion who may be found doing an assortment of menial jobs such as taxi driving, electronics hawking, swindling or running kiosks in your local mall.

I was at the Mall of America today and some Skerb tried to swindle me into buying a fake, ugly-ass purse.

Novel

N. An extremely long text or comment.

"When I asked what happened at the party yesterday, I didn't expect Tom to write me a novel about it.

Fleacone

1. A plastic cone placed on a dog's head to prevent it from gnawing at itself when afflicted by fleas. 2. The ultimate level of douchebaggery, a collar popped so ourageously high it immitates the aforementioned object. Thought to prevent said douchebag from gnawing at over-Lacoste Cologned areas of his body.

1. "My dog has a fleacone for the next week." 2. "Hey, look at that douchebag with that fleacone over there! What a fag!"