A fork of Rural Dictionary
n. one who is procrastinating coming out of the closet
My boyfriend Melvin is being a slagget by not telling his parents about us yet.
(cr-ah-k in t-ah-nik)
n. an alcoholic drink that consists of, gin, tonic water, lime and one live baby crocodile.
Jarvis ordered a crocintonic on the rocks.
An anal parasite that infects its host with an uncontrollable British accent.
When the skeevit passed through mark's system he was speaking normal again.
verb/noun - an expression of surprised anger. To blurt out as a swear. Referring to mythological gnome who was banned from the gnome village for creating mischievous acts and setting straps to temporarily inconvenience others.
a schfnork placed a pile of ketchup out side of Janet's shower. She cried out schfnork when slipping in it.
(g-air-f) v. the act of vomiting food or objects that you did not eat.
n. mysterious vomit
Jose's gairf had spaghetti in it although he hadn't ate spaghetti in over a year.
N. - Swedish myth but believed by some Canadians.
A creature who protects yard ornaments from being stolen.
Has the body of a small deer or fawn, the neck of a zebra, a billed beak, green antennas, fairy wings, a cobra for a tail and poop droppings instantly create mushrooms.
Ethel purchased a Ducadoodle to keep the local hoodlums from steeling her gnomes.