A fork of Rural Dictionary
One of the very first people that created ninjas nearly two thousand centuries ago. A very powerful ninja known to dominate the rival ninja known as Jasmin. His power is so mighty it is said that it rivals that of Chuck Norris. Epic.
A tour-group came to a huge city that was totally demolished; "what happened here," they asked. The guide simply said Melvin.
a boy you love to look at. his skin is perfecty smooth and tan, his eyes are dark and dangerous and his smile is to die for. he's very smart especially in creative writing even if he is somewhat an overachiever. he loves soccer and is fiercly loyal to his friends. with just a wink he'll melt your heart and you will promise him your virginty. he can own your vagina with just a glance.
girl 1: omg did you see that guy?? he winked at me and my vagina belonged to him girl 2: oh yeah that happened to me yesterday, he's such a melvin.
A severely odd and uncool person. A wimp or a tool.
Mom, why do I have to play in the marching band? All the band kids are frickin' Melvins.
Melvin: A woman’s genital area resembling a front wedgie/cameltoe, i. e., her outer lips (labia majora) are so big as to obscure her inner lips (labia minora).
Went to a strip club and saw this awesome hottie flashing her Melvin.
A game played by British school children where someone tries to stick their fingers up the other person butt to hurt them
Oi look at this im gonna melvin Mellors