Country Dictionary

A place like a nightclub on a slow night that is completely devoid of thots.

Me and my boys went to the club looking for a hookup, but the place was thotless.

Feeling compassion and pity for a person.

Your woman cheated on you and you took her back? I feel compity for you.

The vaginal cavity of a white female that only accepts purple crayons.

I don't have a shot at her because she has a purple palace between her legs.

A woman you initially plan to hit and quit, but decide to wife up instead.

I was going to hit it and quit it, but she was so hot I decided to bed it and wed it.

A person who is no longer a virgin.

That virgin passed out in bed with my buddy and was a virgone when she woke up.

A woman who is so hot and sexy that she turns a player into a monogamous man.

She's so fine that my buddy stopped messing with thots and spends all of his time with her. She's a cocktamer.

Something that is mandatory because Karen says it should be.

It is karendatory that everyone wear a Corona mask whenever they leave the house.