Country Dictionary

Dongler

Someone with much experience in using USB bluetooth dongles in order to abuse bluetooth phones.

b0 is a right dongler, he's modified his linksys

Box Banger

Somebody who eats too much out the Microwave (box). Banger comes from the sounds of the door banging.

You're a right little box banger, do you know them things cause cancer?

Smoothie

A wetsuit that forms a smoothed out shape of your body, originally from the name Oneil Smoothie, smoothie now applies to all neoprene wetsuits.

I'm gonna try put this smoothie on, even though its too small for me, it might look extra smooth!

Parabolic Dongler

Someone with much experience in modifying USB bluetooth dongles in order to abuse bluetooth phones.

b0 is a parabolic dongler, he's modified his linksys to take a parabolic mesh.

Deck Head

A head with a hairdo which is twisted as if it has been blown by the wind. It looks like the top of the head is a turntable twisting the rest of the hair out of shape. Generally if your hair looks like this it needs cutting or restyling!

Howard's a right deck head, this morning I asked him if he liked vinyls and he agreed.

Cash Bates

A cash machine/atm. Provides cash and statements (aka bates)

Wheres the nearest cash bates?