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To stick your hands all the way through an opening of an object, and to invert said object in the process of removing your hands.

Jimmy wouldn't shut up, so I stuck my hands all the way down his throat, unhitched his colon and wetsuited him.

a wetsuit is slang for a condom. If you have ate a pussy/vagina before u know that it is wet, wet of course if u didn't eat one by force.

a pussy so wet, i need a wetsuit

Term started by rapper and actor Childish Gambino (Donald Glover) as a parody of how meaningless phrases and ideas can be spread through the internet by people trying to be trendy.

Childish Gambino: ''¨roscoe's wetsuit'' Whole World: Let's get this shit trending since 'Bino said it.

When a full fisting session evolves into the entirety of the human reinserts theirselves into the uterus of a female

Oh fuck Brad, I was fisting Stacy and ended up in a German wetsuit

A wetsuit made of nigger skin.

Hey shane u gonna let me borrow that niggerskin wetsuit for surfing or what?

Swimming at the beach or pool fully clothed. Often jeans and a shirt or shorts and a sweatshirt. Common on public beaches in Southern California, more often among females.

I forgot my swimsuit, but the water was so nice, I decided to use a mexican wetsuit.

Inspired by the words of fellow Inbetweeners classmates when describing Will, the 'new kid', as a "Briefcase Wanker". Coined while on holiday in Cornwall, England, the term "Wetsuit Wanker" was used to describe the numerous surfers, bodyboarders and those who do neither of the above while still subscribing to the 'Surf Bum' lifestyle/image; the term also extends to anyone has appointed themselves the possition of 'Newquay Lifeguard' and proudly dons the respective hoody. Wetsuit Wankers can be seen in and around most seaside towns in Cornwall and Devon; and, on the most part, serve no other purpose than to influence more impressionable people into participating in their Wetsuit Wankery.

"Are there any real shops in Newquay? M&S? Burtons? Or are there only shops for Wetsuit Wankers?" "Oh no, he's gone and hired a wetsuit and now hes trying to bodyboard! Alass, our good friend has become a Wetsuit Wanker; we can no longer associate with him."