A fork of Rural Dictionary
When a man sucks on external hemroids while making the sound of a piglet sucking it's mother's tit
A guy at work gave a lot lizard a Shamokin Schoching and she gave him back his money
When a virgin male roofies himself in the hopes of losing his virginity with himself, but wakes up still a virgin.
My buddy at work gave himself a Coal Run Roofie, he really needs help.