A fork of Rural Dictionary
A piece of traditional head-gear, usually worn by cooks and bakers world-wide, is now a highly fashionable, often over-sized accessory worn by crazy middle-aged women. (the women are generally classified as "insane", and size-wise, they are somewhere between "chubby" and "morbidly obese")
"Whooooohooooohooohaw! The zebras have taken over the butter junction! Time to put on my chef's hat!!!"
An individual who looks like a freakish combination/offspring of two equally garish and/or crappy human beings. (Generally of the same sex, yet a male-female combo would be totally fucked up)
That croppelganger is scaring the crap outta me!