A fork of Rural Dictionary
an oversized novelty vehicle. a condescending term for a ridiculously oversized SUV, H2, SUT, 4x4 etc., that has never seen anything resembling the off-road, and is often being driven by a suburban soccer mom who is talking on her cell phone
The ONVs outnumber the cars here!
a rag used to wipe the sweat from your balls
He threw the critch rag at his face
Someone who can get you a deal, free stuff or connection
That dude from the corner hooked me with weed.
Yo i'm hungry hook me up with a BigMAC.
Dwayne's gonna hook me up with his sister.