Country Dictionary

No Brains. Programmed By The "Bible" in a Literal Sense. Having No Spirit, No Free Will, No Self, No Mind.

Man, some "Bible Bots" knocked on my door and would not shut up about "Knowing Jesus"!

No "pedophilia" intentions meant when commenting on something verbally or written.

Watching that little kid suck on that lemon makes my mouth water! NOPEDO!

A person who ignores the governments and health organization's recommendations in regards to the COVID-19 pandemic.

I was standing in line at Walmart and a guy says to me "my test hasn't come back yet but I have all the COVID-19 symptoms" and he wasn't even wearing a MASK! He is such a Covidiot!!!

When your "purpose" in life is also your "curse".

I am an empath, so helping others and the ability to feel everyone's emotions around me is my curpose.

The word you scream when Siri comes on you iPhone or iPad when you did not ask for Siri to help you.

“So the other day I was in HISTORY class... (Siri pops up and says how can I help you) OMG SIRIOUSLY?...

At work "jerking off" as in... messing around, not really working, and not exactly "masturbating" either. Just goofing off at work when the boss thinks you are "working".

Kristina: "Hey I just got up, what are you up to"? Jeff: "Oh I am just sitting here at work, werkin' off as usual".

When a machine or device violently explodes unexpectedly, it creates a huge toxic plume of smoke, chemicals, and shrapnel.

OMG, Jerry... did you see that Elon's Starship rocket just exploded and made a big ol massive Failure Fart?