A fork of Rural Dictionary
An empty bottle what the fuck else would this mean
Mom: clean up this empty water bottle please
Me: fuck you mom it’s called a empottle!!
Mom: fuck my bad I will do better next time
Me: fuck off
When the bitch files a lawsuit against you and you don’t know how to cope so you jerk off two dicks at once
“FUCK dude my wife just fuckin double doinker dicked me now i don’t know what the fuck to do! Just give me your dick, I need to cope”
Doesn’t write his own music. Repeats the same thing over again. Kiki does not love him. How the hell did he get Michael Jackson on that feature on Scorpian? He got dissed by Eminem in Kamikaze (but name one rapper that Em didn’t mention). He has a beard and he is a MEME
Drake: Kiki, do you love me?
Kiki: I only love my bed and my mama I’m sorry
Don’t care, didn’t ask. Used against your friends when they say some dumb shit, or against toxic shitters in call of duty.
Dumbass Friend: Hey bro, my grandma just died, you think you coul-
You, the good friend: DCDA, shut up and go for a run you fat fuck.