Country Dictionary

A fork of Rural Dictionary

st. pauls

A school where any guy can get girls, as long as he is with at least two other guys. It is not uncommon at this school to be hooking up with a girl while your two best friends are watching/participating/jerking off, and for some reason these kids think they are better than everyone else because they go to private school. Congratulations to all St. Pauls kids, you spend fifteen thousand dollar a year on a education that you could get for free at Woodlawn. Now if you'll excuse me, I need to go pop my pastel green polo shirt collar and try to grab a boob in the gang bang going on in the other room.

"Hey man, I really want some pussy tonight." "Yeah, lets go quadteam a girl."

by smd April 24, 2005

the sturge

A rock radio station hosted by the Deathly Pallor (aka Strong Sad).

What's the phrase that pays that plays for days? It's numbitty-nine-oh-two, "The Sturge!" Don't you touch that blabittablow!

by SMD January 30, 2005

piemonade

A cool, refreshing drink made from pies.

When life throws pies at you, you make yourself a tall, cool glass of piemonade!

by SMD August 22, 2004

Whaddaya Know Haddi-Man

I have two words for the children who are raised up on the this kids' show starring Homsar: HELD BACK. REPEATING THE THIRD GRADE. LOW STANDARDIZED TEST SCORES. I GUESS THIS IS MORE THAN TWO WORDS.

Singers: We'll have an adventure and several long trips. We'll make some new friends and maybe get a bite to eat! All 'cause we say... Kids: Whaddaya Know Haddi-Man? Homsar: DAAAAAAAAH! I'm a trendy tote bag!

by SMD August 19, 2004

squeaky guy

The guy whom Strong Bad imitated in the Strong Bad E-mail, "funny." He likes to say "Leeko!" and wears squeaky pants.

LEEKO! LEEKO! LEEKO! I'm a sqeuaky guy! I got squeaky pants! Come checkout my squeaky pants dance!

by SMD October 18, 2004

Rather Dashing

A peasant wearing short pants who returns from vacation to find his thatch-roofed cottage burninated. He swears revenge and embarks on an incredible journey to vanquish the Burninator (Trogdor) once and for all.

Can one peasant wearing short pants save the countryside from certain burnination? YOU DECIDE!

by SMD August 29, 2004

bis cas fri

This is how we say business casual friday around the office, because, you know, we have to abbrev everything.

I'm going to wear my Windows XP polo shirt this bis cas fri.

by SMD August 22, 2004