A fork of Rural Dictionary
A stupid virus which makes people fight over toilet paper, hoard toilet paper and anything lysol.When you choke everyone freaks out.
Chad:*Chokes*
Alex:CORONA!RUN!
Chad:Damn it
Old lady:I found it first
Woman:Give it up you old hag
Walmart Employee: Break it up uglies
coronavirus kills almost everyone in society
Stay Home because coronavirus is around.
Girlfriend:*Tries to kiss her boo*
Boyfriend:Social distancing
Girlfriend:Then why the fuck am I here
Boyfriend:I don't know
Just Stay Home